Crocuses are blooming, and daffodils are thrusting forth into the sunlight, [see below]. While randy pigeons chase each other round the park, you realise you're not putting the heating on quite so often. And, above all, you're feeling way friskier than usual. In other words, spring is in the air.
In the UK, now's the time when we dare to look at ourselves after the long winter, and think christ. So, how are you going to tidy yourself up for the coming summer? For your body, it could be hair removal, going to the gym or getting down to the clinic and making sure there's nothing lurking where it shouldn't be. For your head, it could be taking a long hard look at your address book, ditching the dead wood, and wondering how you're not going to carry on making the same sexual mistakes, over and over again.
While googling just now, I came upon this, Healing Sexual Mistakes. Now I'm not suggesting you attempt a similar conversion, but blimey! If only we could all sleep around that much and still get flowers.
Nothing to do with us, but this week is National Spring Cleaning Week, though I see no references anywhere to getting a Brazilian, nor finally giving up that loser/slapper you don't even like very much but always end up dropping in on late at night when you're spannered. Actually, I can see very few links anywhere on the interweb, save those promoting household products.
Anyway, if you're a woman, you might hate the idea of pubic hair removal at all. Six Years Old Is The New Black? Hmmm. Try any porn site for images.
We'll be talking to Peta Heskell, AKA the Flirt Coach, who is very busy spreading her gospel of attraction all over the world. Other guests to be confirmed...
Tell us what's going on with you. Women, are you getting a full wax? Or did you do it and regret it? Men, have you got a nagging feeling you ought to get yourself checked out down there, but keep chickening out? And how many of you have been brave enough to tell your lover what you really want? And what happened next?
Email us anytime, (click on 'Email me' on the left), or text us during the show on 07957 362 182.
Where & when: Sunday 10th April, 11.30pm - 12.30am GMT, on Resonance 104.4 FM in London, and on the internet at Resonancefm.com anywhere in the world.
Since love is in the air, here's a cockle-warming shot from St James's Park. Love crosses all boundaries, innit.
ART NEWSFLASH!
Don't forget the London Lesbian & Gay Film Festival, which runs until 13th April, at the NFT on London's South Bank. You can read Alex's reviews of it so far here.
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